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Top 10 Things Patients Do Not Know Difference Between, According to Twitter

We reached out to Twitter, asking for things patients do not know the difference between, like viral and bacterial infections...   Things pts absolutely do not...
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P.H.O.N.Y. The Newest Acronym Training Program for Improving Patient Satisfaction

Doctors and nurses are trained again and again on customer service but there is room for improvement. Following well-known acronym step programs comes …...

Barn Birthing Centers Gaining Popularity Across Nation

BROOKLYN, IA – A new birthing option for expectant mothers is currently taking the nation by storm.  Barn birthing will soon supplant the water birth as...
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No Way, Jose: Patient Request for Double Portions Denied, Made NPO as Punishment

BALDWIN, NY - In a defiant stance against a patient Rick Moravsky's request for double portions despite his ongoing treatment for CHF (congestive heart failure)...

Doctor Excited to Get New, Last Year’s People Magazine for Waiting Room

NAPERVILLE, IL - Dr. Nyugen's waiting room will be packed when word gets out they have the country's most-recent People magazine.  "I'm trying it...
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Nurse Surgeon General Really Hates Working with Pyxis Surgeon General

WASHINGTON, DC - Only months into her federal role, former nurse and Acting Surgeon General Sylvia Trent-Adams has already confided to Gomerblog about her intense...
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Men Are From Mars, Women are from Venus, Orthopods are from…

In a stunning revelation, scientists have concluded that orthopods are actually highly intelligent beings from elsewhere in our galaxy. Michael Berry, exobiologist explained. “For years...
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The Zodiac Sign Cancer Undergoes First Round of Chemotherapy

THE SKY ABOVE - Cancer, one of the twelve constellations of the zodiac, is undergoing its first round of chemotherapy at Beta Cancri Medical...
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ICU Admits Patient to ED

BUFFALO, NY - In a stunning turn of events last night at Sacrebleu Memorial Hospital, Pulmonary & Critical Care fellow Damien Dunlope earned headlines...
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Neurosurgeon Loves Picking Colleagues’ Brains, Taking Biopsies

BOSTON, MA - Dr. Ramon Rodriguez is an incredibly brilliant neurosurgeon at Beth Israel Deaconess Medical Center (BIDMC), and if there's one thing he...
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Is 2-Ply 2-Much to Ask For?!

NORFOLK, VA - Outrage has erupted from the Colorectal Department of Medi-Ocre Hospital over substandard staff toilet rolls.  Professor Daniel Rears has spearheaded this campaign...
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Med Student Eager to Fax This Form with “All That I’ve Got”

NASHVILLE, TN - Only hours into her first internal medicine clerkship, third-year Vanderbilt University medical student Erin Sperling is a tad bit nervous but...
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The Night Before Joint Commission

‘Twas the night before Joint Commission, when all thro’ the ER Not a beverage was open not, even a beer; The EMRs were all...
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Tips for Being a Medical Specialist

Specialists are special physicians, not just doctors but lords of medical dominions. A Specialist must do several things to the patient—Specialists do things TO...
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Orthopaedic Surgeon Admits to Inventing CrossFit to Finance College for His Children

LOS ANGELES, CA – After his twin daughters were both accepted to Ivy League colleges starting in 2000 and already paying for his son’s...
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Father’s Day Gifts by Medical Specialty

Dads are notoriously difficult to shop for and physicians are no exception.  To help the kids of physicians who just realized that Sunday is...
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