OR Case Canceled Due to No Remaining Time Outs

The first case of the day at Saint Methodist Maplewood hospital was canceled due ...

If You Give An Attending Your Pen

Twitter sensation @McSassyMD brings you a classic story of friendship, residency, and pens.

Anesthesiologists Now Offering Tap from a Ball-peen Hammer as Natural Option for Sedation

Under pressure from the Natural Medicine movement, the American Society of Anesthesiologists have discovered ...

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Male Nurse Insists Upon Being Called A Male Nurse

CHICAGO, IL – Craig N. Dowd, a medical/surgical nurse at Middlefield Hospital has been ...

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Jealous of Surgeons’ Da Vinci, Anesthesia Demands a Robot of Their Own

Kearney, NE – Kind Samaritan Hospital. Growing increasingly dissatisfied with the benefits of a ...

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Oh No: Nurse Misplaces Key, Saline Lock Locked Forever

NEW YORK, NY – Nurse Brad Frohne remains frantic this morning.  Yes, it has ...

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Breaking: Potato Sees Ophthalmologist for Yearly Eye Exam

BOISE, ID – America’s favorite vegetable, the potato, went for its yearly exam today.  “Its ...

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Revised ASA Classification Tells You When to Lawyer Up

  An expert panel comprised of ambulance chasing, blood sucking lawyers and that one ...

Breaking: Burned-Out Medical Scribe Hires Own Medical Scribe

AUGUSTA, GA – Exhausted and admittedly burned out from taking notes for emergency room ...

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Orthopod Places Intramedullary Nail Into Medulla Oblongata

ANN ARBOR, MI – Expanding the possibilities of what can be done in the ...

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