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“Hospital Sounds” Debuts at #1 on Billboard Music Charts

NEW YORK, NY - The music industry was stunned this week to find out that Hospital Sounds: The Sounds of the Hospital, an album...
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Sicker Patients Benefit from Reduced Medical Attention

It has been clearly documented that patients requiring multiple blood transfusions have poorer outcomes than patients who are not bleeding and hence have fewer...

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Placement: A Hospitalist’s Perspective

By Hospitalist Dr. Eric O'Malley Placement.  I like placement.  I like nursing home placement.  I like rehab placement.  I like acute rehab placement.  I like...

Entire Hospital Placed in Isolation Gown for Infection Control

ROCKVILLE CENTRE, NY – In a bold initiative spearheaded by the infectious disease physicians at Mercy Medical Center, the entire hospital will be wrapped...

ZDoggMD – “Lose Yourself” Let’s Unbreak Healthcare

Everybody knows that healthcare is way broken. And those who claim it isn’t are either financially dependent on the status quo, or are trapped in some medically-induced...
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The Curious Case of a Patient Demanding a Controlled-Substance Prescription

ATLANTA, GA - The Center for Disease Control (CDC) released a shocking case report of a patient who rudely demanded that his physician issue...

Apple to Introduce New Surgical Gown 7 with No Sleeves

CUPERTINO, CA - Apple Medical just announced their new line of OR gear for the new year: iSurgicalGown 7.  This new line takes a...

Medical Scribe to Subspecialize in Verbs

NORFOLK, VA - In her few years as a medical scribe, Kacey Agnarsson has observed how health care is getting more specialized with each...

Researchers Discover Length of “A While”

ST. LOUIS, MO -  It turns out, when a patient’s symptoms have been present for “a while,” they began about 4.2 months ago. So say researchers...

Today’s Allerlogical Forecast

Aries: Have you been thinking about peanuts, Aries?  If so, there are likely peanuts in your future.  But you won't even touch them, because...

Millennial Admitted to Hospital for “Fevers, Netflix & Chills”

BOCA RATON, FL - Yesterday evening, staff hospitalist Dr Sri-Sheshadariprativadibayankaram was called by the Madre De Díos Hospital ER to admit a patient with the...
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Veterinarians Overdiagnosing Pets with ADD

BETHESDA, MARYLAND - The National Institutes of Health (NIH) released a troubling report which suggested that veterinarians in the U.S. are overprescribing stimulants to...
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Nurse Keeps Dead Patient to Prevent Another Admission

CHARLESTON, SC - Nurse Missy Croney neglected to tell the charge nurse her patient was deceased because she couldn’t stand the idea of gaining...
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Should I be an Emergency Medicine Physician?

Should I be an OB/GYN? Should I be an Oncologist? Should You Go into Pediatrics?

Should I be an OB/GYN?

Should You Go into Pediatrics? Should I be an Emergency Medicine Physician? Should I be an Oncologist?

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