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Joint Commission Releases New Hunger Pain Scale

CHICAGO, IL - Gomerblog has just received word, in fact several words, that the Joint Commission will put forth a new hunger pain scale....
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Say It Isn’t So: OB Dumps GYN, Now Dating ENT

NEW ORLEANS, LA - First PT/OT, then Brangelina, now this?!  After centuries together as one of healthcare's power couples, Gomerblog reports that OB/GYN is...
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Video Game Review: Da Vinci’s Punch-Out!!

Pros / Da Vinci's Punch-Out!! is an instant classic as "Nurse" Little Mac takes on a new cast (well, mostly new) of health care...
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Hospital Replaces Crash Carts with Snack Carts

MARIETTA, GA – Goodbye defibrillators and hello Swedish Fish!  In a rare display of unity, hospital administrators and health care personnel at Marietta Medical...
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Urology to Use Nutcracker in OR During the Holidays

TOPEKA, KS – Urologists at Mercy Hospital have announced plans to perform surgery with the help of an 8-foot-tall wooden nutcracker during the holiday...
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After Violating Work-Hour Minimums, Derm Residency Program on Probation

ST. LOUIS, MO - The Dermatology Residency Program at Washington University at St. Louis has been placed on probation after it was discovered that...
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MadMEDicine Medical Cartoons Series

MadMEDicine is a series of medical cartoons created by Dr. Prasanna Vadhanan.  The cartoons reflect real life situations (well, almost) seen or that will...
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A Hospital Administrator Explains: MIPS

Hey everybody!  Are you having a good day?  I hope so.  How about this fantastic weather we're having?  Awesome, hey let’s talk about the...

Trump to Appoint Dr. Oz as Surgeon General

WASHINGTON, DC - As President-elect Donald Trump assembles his new White House team, sources confirm his appointment of fellow reality television star Dr. Mehmet Oz...
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Surgeon General Consults Hospitalist General for Medical Management

WASHINGTON, DC - In breaking news, Gomerblog has received word today that the Surgeon General of the United States Vivek Murthy has consulted the...

Miley Cyrus Undergoing Evaluation for Myoclonic Twerks

ROCHESTER, MN - American singer and actress Miley Cyrus has told Gomerblog that she has experienced worsening myoclonic twerks over the past several months...

Product Review: Heartbeats by Dr. Dre Stethoscopes

Pros / The bass on these Heartbeats by Dr. Dre stethoscopes are SICK!  Besides, who wouldn't want a bluetooth stethoscope blessed by Dr. Dre? Cons / You...

Study Confirms Peak Time to Present with Chronic Complaint is 2 AM

CHICAGO, IL - Researchers from the Center for Emergency Room Usage and Medical Examination Network (CERUMEN) shockingly discover the most common time to present to...
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Hipster Loses Left Testicle Due to Excessively Tight Pants

WILLIAMSBURG, NY - Hipster Fletcher Jones was admitted to the Emergency Room last night with numbness and tingling around the groin.  The incident occurred...

Know Your White Coats

The physician white coat comes with a strong sense of entitlement. At $3,000 tuition per square inch, this is the most expensive coat that also...
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New AHA CPR Guidelines Introduce “Sensual” Rescue Breaths

DALLAS, TX - In a change of course from recent guidelines which stressed hands on chest-only CPR for bystanders, the American Heart Association (AHA) has...
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Attending Physician Stranded in Clinic Without a Resident: A Tale of Survival

ST. LOUIS, MO – It was 9 AM on a Thursday morning and each clinic room was full in Dr. Tone’s colorectal clinic. “Sir, the...
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