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CDC Announces “It’s Friday, I’m in Love!!”

ATLANTA, GA – After informing Thursday that it didn’t care about it, the Centers ...

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Bald Eagle Frustrated That Rogaine Didn’t Do Jack Sh*t

ANCHORAGE, AK – In a rare instance of frustration, a fuming bald eagle agitatedly ...

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Gerbil in Colon Nervously Awaits Bowel Prep Tsunami

SOME DUDE’S COLON – Gerald the Gerbil just received the bad news that his ...