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How to F***ing Shine on the Wards: A Med Student Guide to Getting Honors

We all want that coveted “H.” Here’s how to be a star on the wards: 1. On the first day of rotation, don’t forget the...

JCAHO Changes Recommendation After Evidence Found to Support Recommendation

Oakbrook Terrace, IL – During a recent Joint Commission Board meeting, it was discovered that the recommendation that Physician white coats be laundered daily...
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Med Student Wins Trophy for “Best Suture Scissor-Cutting Technique”

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - Anna Sturgeon is this year's recipient of the prestigious award for "Best Suture Scissor-Cutting Technique."  She narrowly beat another top...
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50 Shades of Grey, Radiology Edition

GomerBlog was able to get our hands on the soon to be released Fifty Shades of Grey, Radiology edition.  Boy is it HOT, just...
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Starbucks’ Unicorn Frappuccino is a Colorful & Fun Way to Get Diabetes

SEATTLE, WA - Starbucks' new limited-edition Starbucks Unicorn Frappuccino, available only from April 19 to April 23, is a fun, colorful, and magical way...

AMSA, ISIS Agree to New Global Health Initiative

Baghdad, IRAQ – After years of intense negotiations, the American Medical Student Association (AMSA) and Islamic State of Iraq and Syria (ISIS) have reached...
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So You Develop Chest Pain on a Gondola, What to Do Next

How much do you hate this scenario?  You're taking a lovely ride on your gondola when it happens: substernal 10 out of 10 chest...

The Updated Hippocratic Oath for Health Care Professionals

I swear by Epic Hyperspace, by eCW, by Allscripts, by AthenaHealth, and by all the Coders and Accountants, making them my witnesses, that I...
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OR fires increase as new regulations are enforced

Surgical suites across the nation are ablaze this week as rumors of a newly-formed Joint Commission task force has all parties involved sweating in...

Wellness Emails Send Physician Into Homicidal Rage

Providence, RI: Police were called to Quintac Hospital yesterday to subdue a ‘violent and deranged physician’ according to a department spokesperson. Details are still...
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Surgery is First Choice at Small Hospital

French Gulch, CA - Emergency Physicians and Orthopedic Surgeons at a small California hospital are excited about a new treatment modality for managing musculoskeletal...
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CDC: “Don’t Forget to Check Human Orifices for Easter Eggs”

ATLANTA, GA - The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) would like to take this opportunity to wish everybody a "Happy Easter!" and hopes...

Psychiatrist Cracks Tough Case: Depressed Chocolate Bunny Empty Inside

HERSHEY, PA - Noted cross-species psychiatrist, Dr. Caitlyn Cadbury, broke through a very challenging case this week, discovering the etiology of Chocolate Bunny’s severe depression:...
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New TENS Unit Can Now Be Set to Eleven

WASHINGTON, D.C. - An independent medical device developer and physiatrist, Dr. Nigel Tufnel, unveiled to the world today his new TENS (transcutaneous electrical nerve...
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Orthopedic Surgeon Uses da Vinci Robot, Voids the Warranty

FLORENCE, ID – The OR staff here at Idaho Regional Medical Center is buzzing with the news that the hospital’s only da Vinci robot...

Top 14 United Airlines Memes

We scoured the Internet to find the BEST United memes and tweets out there and came up with these 14.  Got funnier memes?  Be...
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Breaking: Ethics Team Caught with Murder, Running Prostitution Ring

SAVANNAH, GA - In disturbing news, Savannah Medical Center's Medical Ethics consult team was arrested and brought into custody by local police and FBI...
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